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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>i’m alissa 
i use my twitter more than this 
alrighty well</description><title>hhhhhhhhhhhhhh</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @calzones)</generator><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>i get upset on a daily basis because there are only six episodes of my mad fat diary</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i get upset on a daily basis because there are only six episodes of my mad fat diary&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/51124964175</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/51124964175</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:47:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5ad0d08d2561c1692d8b513334e1440/tumblr_mmi8valW771qa4wtvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50967884616</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50967884616</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:32:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i can’t believe this is happening to me</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d821040434bbe30bc460cdee1628fa6/tumblr_mn4skqDrOQ1rvvm7jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i can’t believe this is happening to me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50967838586</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50967838586</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:31:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcohlbU4JS1qk44f1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcohlbU4JS1qk44f1o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50966700989</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50966700989</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:14:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>did you know that thinking about $$$ is very stressful??? stay away from money mooch off parents as...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;did you know that thinking about $$$ is very stressful??? stay away from money mooch off parents as loooooong as you can&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50889033357</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50889033357</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:50:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>egbuns:

OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT
AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egbuns.tumblr.com/post/50047021390/ok-so-i-wnet-to-my-therapists-today-right-yknow"&gt;egbuns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9701c350ac0c3deaace045eea9bdcde7/tumblr_inline_mmk13ztV681qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://egbuns.tumblr.com/post/50047021390/ok-so-i-wnet-to-my-therapists-today-right-yknow"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50562866831</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50562866831</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:52:14 -0400</pubDate><category>GOD</category></item><item><title>i kinda suddenly thought to myself &amp;#8220;i really don&amp;#8217;t care if people don&amp;#8217;t like what...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i kinda suddenly thought to myself &amp;#8220;i really don&amp;#8217;t care if people don&amp;#8217;t like what i like&amp;#8221; and now i&amp;#8217;m very calm and zen so that&amp;#8217;s neat&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50558263605</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50558263605</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 01:03:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
my mom thinks that i&amp;#8217;m moving away to get away from her but most of the time if i call her,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my mom thinks that i&amp;#8217;m moving away to get away from her but most of the time if i call her, she doesn&amp;#8217;t answer and doesn&amp;#8217;t return the call :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50556727021</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50556727021</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:35:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thebluthcompany:

Bluth Family Love Banners. 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f4fa1bfe0a64da80e87615ecc7f1c10/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e297c380c4a592fd1251f667da3f652/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c77a3aa9859e4346cc378934fcc9fef1/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/575470cd4e09f0ad946f733f6d05578e/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae2264e813cc3f061813b61fe734e3a2/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b45a6552185c64bb4456f55b2759ff2/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5d44ff788ad8211c213f34d2619014b/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d3a4653ae122ef2c454bdd1bfa7dc2a/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18ff1dac4bbb00d6470bbaabd1c2ca36/tumblr_mmuxqd9Vyn1qcm16uo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebluthcompany.tumblr.com/post/50518395926/bluth-family-love-banners"&gt;thebluthcompany&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Bluth Family Love Banners. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50528869327</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50528869327</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:48:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>flyin to portland in june to look for apartments
organization game strong</title><description>&lt;p&gt;flyin to portland in june to look for apartments&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;organization game strong&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50465113536</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50465113536</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 21:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.&#13;</title><description>JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
INTERVIEWER: Like what?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50465070884</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50465070884</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 21:52:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i&amp;#8217;ve gotten to the point in my life where i don&amp;#8217;t need to wear a padded bra to fee like...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;ve gotten to the point in my life where i don&amp;#8217;t need to wear a padded bra to fee like i have boobs and it&amp;#8217;s very weird and uncomfortable and i have to keep unbuttoning shirts i did NOT sign up for this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50457505879</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50457505879</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 20:16:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/358c5fed343c68b27386e15c75082998/tumblr_mmsby62t281qj13p7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50451480398</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50451480398</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:53:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0brlnPURm1r1b3q4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50448692618</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50448692618</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:15:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thechrisgethardshow:

Word on the street is, you kids don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcf403bbfe87782c9cd4cf1e792eb594/tumblr_mmr0wiUAT81qmgzd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thechrisgethardshow.tumblr.com/post/50353684970/word-on-the-street-is-you-kids-dont-think-we-can"&gt;thechrisgethardshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Word on the street is, you kids don’t think we can top Zach Galifianakis giving strangers haircuts. We’ll give it to you, &lt;a href="http://youtu.be/1GkZe57Prso"&gt;that was a pretty damn good episode. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;But how about Amy Poehler predicting your future this week?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We know what your future holds.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week, the TCGS gang is very happy to predict your future for you. When the show goes live on Wednesday, call us up at 212-757-1393. Tell us some facts about your past. Tell us some perceptions about your present. We will take that information, discuss it, and predict your future.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I promise that we will be right 100% of the time. History will prove us correct.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thechrisgethardshow.com/2013/05/315-on-tcgs-let-us-predict-your-future-wspecial-guest-amy-poehler-and-music-by-zs/"&gt;MORE INFO&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;IMPORTANT NOTE: This show is already sold out. Please do not e-mail for tickets, and please do not show up to our studio without a reservation - we will be forced to turn you away. Fire codes!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50366663056</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50366663056</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 17:13:57 -0400</pubDate><category>OK</category></item><item><title>the first guy i ever went on a date with dressed up as howard from the big bang theory for halloween...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the first guy i ever went on a date with dressed up as howard from the big bang theory for halloween so i feel like i shoulda known better&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50321872975</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50321872975</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:43:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i tried out for wheel of fortune a couple years ago and...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AC-6obVXQic?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i tried out for wheel of fortune a couple years ago and didn’t get in and they gave me this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50316717407</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50316717407</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:26:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>voldey:

effington:

algernonswagwallader:


First trailer...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/calzones/50315814359/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50315814359" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voldey.tumblr.com/post/50308296402/effington-algernonswagwallader-first"&gt;voldey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://effington.tumblr.com/post/50308098763/algernonswagwallader-first-trailer"&gt;effington&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://algernonswagwallader.tumblr.com/post/50306487357/first-trailer-for-arrested-development-season"&gt;algernonswagwallader&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;First trailer for &lt;strong&gt;Arrested Development&lt;/strong&gt; - Season 4!&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I CAN NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT. I M SO EXCITED. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IM CRYING&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is going to be a monumental day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50315814359</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50315814359</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 23:13:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>djavjr:

smileyfacewinkwink:

One of my favorite scenes from The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30b230a67643891d5a6ff3deb1203da3/tumblr_mm91uy15kh1s8nx0go1_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://djavjr.tumblr.com/post/50132231682/smileyfacewinkwink-one-of-my-favorite-scenes"&gt;djavjr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smileyfacewinkwink.tumblr.com/post/49553975648/one-of-my-favorite-scenes-from-the-great-gatsby"&gt;smileyfacewinkwink&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of my favorite scenes from &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGN99ShRXKg&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=563s"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Great Gatsby (1949)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;special effects just ain’t what they used to be&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50306201601</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50306201601</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:13:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i&amp;#8217;m really annoyed at boys haha!!!!!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m really annoyed at boys haha!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50300425820</link><guid>http://calzones.tumblr.com/post/50300425820</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 19:56:28 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
