May 2013
57 posts
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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did you know that thinking about $$$ is very stressful??? stay away from money mooch off parents as loooooong as you can
May 20th
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egbuns: OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT Read More
May 16th
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i kinda suddenly thought to myself “i really don’t care if people don’t like what i like” and now i’m very calm and zen so that’s neat
May 16th
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[[MORE]] my mom thinks that i’m moving away to get away from her but most of the time if i call her, she doesn’t answer and doesn’t return the call :)
May 16th
May 15th
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flyin to portland in june to look for apartments organization game strong
May 15th
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
May 15th
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i’ve gotten to the point in my life where i don’t need to wear a padded bra to fee like i have boobs and it’s very weird and uncomfortable and i have to keep unbuttoning shirts i did NOT sign up for this
May 15th
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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the first guy i ever went on a date with dressed up as howard from the big bang theory for halloween so i feel like i shoulda known better
May 13th
May 13th
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WatchWatch
voldey: effington: algernonswagwallader: First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! I CAN NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT. I M SO EXCITED.  IM CRYING This is going to be a monumental day.
May 13th
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May 13th
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i’m really annoyed at boys haha!!!!!!
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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i think about “why people on the internet do a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u” at least 5 times an hour
May 9th
I swear to god if I have to spend another night listening to my roommate type really loudly while I’m trying to sleep I’m gonna fucking lose it
May 8th
[[MORE]] nicole just got really cool news about a boy and instead of feeling envious or whatever like i usually would about another girl getting attention from a boy i just felt really happy for her and that’s neat! get it nicole
May 8th
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May 7th
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COVERFLIP RESULTS!
maureenjohnsonbooks: My post is now up on Huffington Post, along with the SLIDESHOW.
May 7th
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“I suspect it’s difficult for men to imagine a world in which their bodies have...”
– Stop Catcalling Me  (via albinwonderland) This is a fantastically clear and salient account of extremely confusing experiences which I have never been able to accurately verbalise. Amazing.  (via theadventuresof-ednamusgraves) How do we help our daughters! I hate thinking she will feel this one...
May 7th
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“I mean look, if the president is going to talk about his daughters, typically I...”
– Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros responds to the FDA’s lowering age restrictions on Plan B by asking whether or not Malia Obama will be going on birth control.  As Kat Stoefel of NY Mag writes, “Tune into “The Andrea Tantaros Show” for more lessons in making Rush Limbaugh look tasteful.” (via...
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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my roommate asked if he could have a parmesan bite and i said yes and if u think im not gonna count how many i have left then ur dead wrong
May 7th
tupuc: tips on how to impress a girl: dress like joe biden show her your collection of joe biden memorabilia talk like joe biden show her your joe biden tattoo be joe biden
May 7th
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THERE IS SOMEONE WHO MADE THEIR PROFILE PICTURES ON OKCUPID OF JAMES DEEN jesus CHRIST
May 7th
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im trying so hard not to laugh at people’s profiles on okcupid BUT THEY MAKE IT SO EASY
May 7th
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taekoyasuhiro: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i love u
May 6th
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May 6th
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Why does everyone hate gwyneth Paltrow so much I don’t understand please explain
May 6th
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smash is such a SHIT SHOW and they killed one of the only relatable characters im DONE
May 5th
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if you’re the type of person who thinks a zombie run would be fun then please gET AWAY FROM ME
May 5th
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May 5th
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i was going to say something really important but i sneezed and now i forgot
May 4th
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if you have any insecurities about your appearance, NEVER work with kids, because they’ll point them out and ask about them incessantly examples: 1. what’s that on your chest? (it was a pimple) (i told her it was a boo boo) 2. why are your eyebrows so dark?
May 3rd
someone bring me cheetos puffs and a hug and then leave me alone for at least 5 days
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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