i can’t believe this is happening to me

did you know that thinking about $$$ is very stressful??? stay away from money mooch off parents as loooooong as you can

egbuns:

OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT

AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK

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AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE

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i kinda suddenly thought to myself “i really don’t care if people don’t like what i like” and now i’m very calm and zen so that’s neat

flyin to portland in june to look for apartments

organization game strong

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”